Animal Jokes — worst jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
→ He used a skeleton key.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
→ Delighted.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
→ The elephant remembers.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
→ The tomato is red.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?
→ Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Why do dogs run in circles?
→ Because its hard to run in squares!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
→ Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
→ A shaggy dogs tale!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
→ Melon-collie!