Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
→ If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
→ The umbrella can be shut up.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?
→ A dog.

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
→ A double crosser.

What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
→ A thousand dogs.

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
→ He wasn't able to stir.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
→ He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.