Worst jokes

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

- 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.

- 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
→ Tanto

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
→ The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark?
→ A Polaark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
→ Is that your final ant, sir!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?
→ Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?
→ A paredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
→ A starredvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?
→ A tarredvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
→ A yardvark!