Worst jokes

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

How long will a floating point operation float?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?