Worst jokes

- Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

- Pupil: Banana.

What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.

- They're not going to grow bananas any longer.

- Really?

- Why not?

- Because they're long enough already.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

- I've never flown before - said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

- You will bring me down safely, won't you?

- All I can say ma'am, is that I've never left anyone up there yet! - said the pilot.

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.
Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief.

- Ma'am, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? - he said.

- Yes, sir, they're all mine. - my mother said with a sigh.

The customs agent began his interrogation:

- Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?

- Sir, if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now. - she calmly answered.