Worst jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Microsoft Barbie ...

Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box