Worst jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries:

- Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands