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Secret Whale
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
→ He was a blubber mouth!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
→ He was a blubber mouth!
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
→ A whale of a time!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
→ Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
What kind of whale flies?
→ Pilot whales!
Why did the whale like the diver?
→ Because he had flippers!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
→ Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What is a whale's favorite TV show?
→ Flukes of Hazard!
Why did the whale cross the road?
→ To get to the other tide!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
→ Whale of fortune!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
→ A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)