Worst jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
→ For smoking in bed.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
→ A Moles Royce.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
→ He had him newt-ered.

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.

Why? Because that was the end of May!

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.

One goldfish to his tankmate:
"If there's no God, who changes the water?"

What is a buttress?
→ A female goat.

How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
→ A slippery customer.