Worst jokes

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church:

- When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral - Joe began

- You mean the parking lot - interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow

- I walked up the trail to the door - Joe continued

- The sidewalk to the door - Charlie corrected him

- Inside the door, I was met by this dude - Joe went on

- That would be the usher - Charlie explained

- Well, the usher led me down the chute - Joe said

- You mean the aisle - Charlie said

- Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there - Joe continued

- Pew - Charlie retorted

- Yeah - recalled Joe

- That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
→ Pre-tanned leather.

What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
→ A shadow

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!

Why do cows like being told jokes?
→ Because they like being amoosed!

What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

What is a cow's favourite TV show?
→ Dr Moo!

- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!

- Was it a Jersey cow?

- I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
→ He was too much of a bully!