Worst jokes

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

Why do elephants jump across rivers?
→ So they won't step on the fish.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
→ If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
→ Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why don't elephants like martinis?
→ Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?
→ Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
→ A sheep.

Why did the gum cross the road?
→ Because it was under the elephants foot.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
→ A jumbo yeti.