Worst jokes

- Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?

- No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.

What do me and a mirror have in common?
→ When we see your face we both crack up!

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.

- Congregation - the priest said before the assembled masses.

- Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell.

I don't know where you got your face from, but I hope you have the receipt.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
→ Because it came out of the pen.

- Why is your face all scratched?

- My girlfriend said it with flowers.

- How romantic.

- Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
→ Because it is the scenter (centre).

What is the hottest part of a man's face?
→ His sideburns.

- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.

- Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?

- Counselor: Eggs.

- Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.