Gorilla Agent
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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Apes In World War Two
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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Gorilla Pitcher
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!
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Underpaid Gorillas
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!
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Gorillas' Favorite President
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!
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Gorillas' Favorite Playwright
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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Gorillas' Favorite Wrestler
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Ape's Diet
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!
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Romantic Gorilla
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!
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Heartsick Ape
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!