Worst jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

- Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
→ To the boo-ty parlour.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
→ Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
→ He thought he was a gorilla (griller)!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
→ They have big fingers.

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared:

- Who is the king of the jungle?

- Oh, you are, Master - and the deer replied.

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared:

- Who is the king of the jungle?

- Oh, you are, Master - and the zebra replied.

The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant:

- Who is the king of the jungle? - he roared.

With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said:

- Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?
→ Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
→ It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!