Worst jokes

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.

Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
→ Bonehead.

What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away.

- Why do you keep throwing nails away - said the other.

- Because they have the point at the wrong end - he replied

- You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?
→ He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
→ A cuckoo clock.