Guest
Publishers and Lightbulbs
How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Worst jokes
- All
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Guest
Baby Lion Story
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
→ A cub reporter.
Honest Weatherman
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
Weather Forecaster Transfer
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
Radio Presenter Cross
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?
→ DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
Ghostly Newsreader
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?
→ A spooksman!
Guest
Newsreader and Toad
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!
Guest
Sports Reporter Cross
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
→ A common tater!
Guest
Nutty Kid and Butter
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.
Pulitzer Lightbulb
How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.