A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask:
- Excuse me, did you want that cart?
- No, I'm only after one thing - he answered.
As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur:
- Typical male.
What a woman says:
- This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells:
- PIG!
The man immediately leans out his window and replies:
- Stupid!
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company
Why don't men do laundry?
→ Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
Why are men like paper cups?
→ They're disposable
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
→ Throw the guy out of the house.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
