Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
→ Women working at 900 numbers.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
How many men does it take to mop the floor?
→ None, it's a women's job.
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
