Worst jokes

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
→ The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
→ He was shocked.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
→ Because the poor didn't have any!

- Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

- Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question:

- Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?

His Father wrote back:

- Of course it is. Why do you ask?

Martin answered:

- Because it's been so long since I've seen one!

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

- What are you doing? - she asked.

- I'm looking for my dollar bill - Max replied.

- I lost it down the road.

- Why don't you look for it there?

- Because the light's better here!

- I can't find my dollar bill - Jane sobbed.

- Don't worry - her Counselor said.

- A dollar doesn't go very far today.

- Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.

- Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

- Five dollars for one question! - said the girl to the fortune-teller.

- That's very expensive, isn't it?

- Next!

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.