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Getting Rich By Eating
How can you get rich by eating?
→ Eat fortune cookies.
How can you get rich by eating?
→ Eat fortune cookies.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
→ Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
→ Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why is the moon like a dollar?
→ It has four quarters.
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
→ Because you have to change them.
What kind of money do monsters use?
→ Weirdo (weird dough).
How can you double your money?
→ Look at it in a mirror.
Where can you always find money?
→ In the dictionary.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
→ He exploded.
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
→ Because silence is golden.