Worst jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
→ He got atomic ache.

- Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede.

- Dracula: And what did he get?

- Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

- Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.

- Igor: But what's it for?

- Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
→ He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
→ Daddy.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?
→ He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said:

- Monster, monster, what are you doing here?

The monster said:

- Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
→ On a piece rate.

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
→ He had a crush on her.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
→ He wanted cold hard cash!