Worst jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?
→ You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
→ To boldly go where no man has been before!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
→ Collie-wood!

What do you call a fight between film actors?
→ Star wars!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!

What is an Actor?
→ A man who tries to be everything but himself

What kind of star wears sunglasses?
→ A movie star.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
→ Because she always makes up.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.