Worst jokes

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he's dead for sure.

Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.