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Not Enough Time to Tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her husband:
- You know, you're really a lousy lover!
Her husband replies:
- How would you know after only 30 seconds?
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Through the Keyhole
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.
They hear her say:
- Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!
The six-year-old says to his brother:
- He must be fucking her up the ass!
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Viagra in Baltimore Harbor
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.
They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
Anomaly
- Doctor, I need your help. My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?
- Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?
- Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!
- Er... Why don't you take a lover?
- I have! I still don't get enough.
- Take another lover.
- I did. In fact, I have eight lovers, and I still don't get enough sex!
- Gosh, that's an anomaly.
- Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!
A Vicious Circle
A little girl asks her father:
- Where do little girls come from?
The father says:
- They come from a hard-on.
The little girl then asks her father:
- Where does a hard-on come from?
The father says:
- Little girls!
Daddy's Hedgehog
A young girl is speaking with her father.
- Daddy, what's that between your legs?
- That's my hedgehog.
- Wow, it's got a massive cock.
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A Proper Name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.
On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.
Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at this, he snarled:
- Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!
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Old Chinese Proverb
Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible!
Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
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Worse Than a Dead Dog
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
→ An infected pussy on your organ.
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Definition of Virginity
What's the definition of virginity?
→ A big issue over a little tissue.