Worst jokes

What's the ultimate rejection?
→ When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
→ An insurance company.

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
→ Fill his water bed with gasoline.

What does a man and a floor have in common?
→ You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
→ Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
→ Put the remote control between his toes.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
→ They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do men name their penis?
→ They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.