Worst jokes

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
→ Snap-on tools!

Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
→ None of them have closets to come out of.

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:

- I can lick any man in the place!

The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says:

- Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.

- Can I see it? - asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptly dropped his pants to show off his cock.

- Oooh - squealed his friend:

- You look ten years younger!

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.

- I'm in love with my horse - he said.

- But that's nothing - replied the shrink:

- A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.

- Ah, but doctor - the patient replied:

- It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.

- Ahhh! - exclaimed the doc:

- What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?

- Female, of course - said the bloke:

- What do you think I am, a faggot!

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked:

- Elton, what's that?

- That's a ferry-boat, George my love - answered Elton.

- Oooh! - Squealed George:

- I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
→ Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
→ A gay time....

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.

- Would you like it sliced, sir? - the shopkeeper asked politely.

- What do you think I am? - replied the fag:

- ...a money box!

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.