In Love With My Horse

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.

- I'm in love with my horse - he said.

- But that's nothing - replied the shrink:

- A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.

- Ah, but doctor - the patient replied:

- It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.

- Ahhh! - exclaimed the doc:

- What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?

- Female, of course - said the bloke:

- What do you think I am, a faggot!