Worst jokes

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
→ Snippy answers.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
→ The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!

Why are false teeth like stars?
→ Because they come out at night.

What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
→ Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?
→ Because they both have rings.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
→ "Who said talk is cheap?"

What asks no question but demands an answer?
→ A doorbell or a ringing telephone.