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What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alba!

- Alba who?

- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
→ I'm wringing wet.

- Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?

- Mom: When they have kids!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buggy

- Buggy who?

- Buggy Jean is not my lover!

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.

- How far is it to town? - Terry wanted to know.

- Six miles, - said Debbie.

- That's too far to walk, - Terry replied.

- It's not too bad, - Debbie said.

- We can each walk three miles!

A young man comes home and says:

- Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car.

Father replies:

- O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make sure the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see.

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand:

- Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?

Father replies:

- That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair.

Son says:

- But, dad, Jesus had long hair.

Father replies:

- Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cook

- Cook who?

- Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!