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Why did the monster take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run.

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada'mond is forever!

A young man comes home and says, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make sure the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."

"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.
'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one.
'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog?
→ He was dense and wet!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
→ On his birthday flake!

On which day do monsters eat people?
→ Chewsday.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bill

- Bill who?

- Bill-tup area!

- Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"

- Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"