Ouch — most viewed jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
→ A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What's the definition of AIDS?
→ Anally Injected Death Sentence.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
→ One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.

What's black and white and comes in little cans?
→ Michael Jackson

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
→ Wave at him.

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
→ Having to go to bed so early!

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
→ Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?
→ Scratching on the lid of her casket.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
→ One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

Stick your tongue out.

Move it up and down.

Relax.

Now move it left and right.

Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.