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Knock Knock Bolivia
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bolivia
- Boliva who?
- Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
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Knock Knock Arthur
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arthur
- Arthur who?
- Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I?
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Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother:
- Can I go outside and play with the boys?
Her mother replied:
- No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked:
- If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?
Snowman's Money
Where do snowmen keep their money?
→ In a snowbank!
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Hickory Hickory Dock
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
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Ten Liters Of Antifreeze
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Alfred Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who?
- Alfred of the dark!
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Monster's Nose
Why did the monster take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run.
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Worried Mother
- I'm worried - said the woman to her sex therapist.
- I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies.
- That's not unusual - smiled the therapist.
- I wouldn't worry about it.
- But I am worried, doctor - insisted the woman - and so is my daughter's husband!
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Catholic School Math
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.
After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son:
- What changed your mind about learning math?
The son looked at mom and dad and said:
- Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business.