Borrowing the Family Car

A young man comes home and says:

- Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car.

Father replies:

- O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make sure the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see.

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand:

- Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?

Father replies:

- That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair.

Son says:

- But, dad, Jesus had long hair.

Father replies:

- Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.