Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?

- Mom: When they have kids!

- Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear?

- Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.

- Mother: Really? Why's that?

- Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
→ A wash and wear wolf

- Girl Monster 1: I hear you've met the perfect guy.

- Girl Monster 2: Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cameron

- Cameron who?

- Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arthur

- Arthur who?

- Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Apollo

- Apollo who?

- Apollogize!

- Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.

- Son: But I want to learn to swim?

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"