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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
→ It was wound up already.

- Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time?

- Son: Easy. I have two ears!

A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. 'What are the holes for?' Ben asked.

'They're knot holes,' said his dad.

'What are they, then, if they're not holes?' asked Ben.