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What do you call a cow with no legs?
→ GROUND BEEF!

From Harper's Magazine:
Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75

Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:
NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way

Sign in a restaurant:
"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."

Heard on a radio station:
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
→ "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
→ Just spell "Evian" backwards!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all of the W's!

What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?
→ Beef Stroganoff

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.

- Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu?

- No, we clean our menus regularly.

What is a frogs favorite drink?
→ Croak-a-cola!

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

- How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

- Well, you know how slow turtles are.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.