Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.

- If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?

- It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor.
Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!"

- Why don't you have doggie bags?

- That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?
→ Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
→ Both are a glaze

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes

- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, they don't eat much!

Is it good to drink witch's brew?
→ Yes, it's very newt tricious!

How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers