Food Humor

From Harper's Magazine:
Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75

Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:
NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way

Sign in a restaurant:
"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."

Heard on a radio station:
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
→ "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
→ Just spell "Evian" backwards!