The Pepsi Plane Crash

There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.

It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.

A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.

They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.

They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.

The Chief nods and simply says:

- Yes...seen plane crash

When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed:

- We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!

The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked:

- Did you eat their legs?

The chief replied:

- We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!

Another rescuer asked:

- Did you eat their arms?

The Chief said:

- We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!

Finally, another rescuer had to ask:

- Did you..you know...eat their...things?

The cheif says:

- NO, you idoit!... even cannibals know that...

"THINGS go better with Coke!"