Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

- Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

- Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.

- Yes sir, it's fresh ground.

- Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

- Because I'm a short order cook.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."

The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun guy!"

- Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!

- Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

- So that's where they go to in the winter.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

- Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites!

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.