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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
→ She was trying to get ahead!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?
→ Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

How do you identify a bald eagle?
→ All his feathers are combed over to one side.

Why did the kid punch the bed?
→ His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
→ Unique up on him

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!

What did the spider say to the bee?
→ Your honey or your life!

What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.

Where did vampires go to first in America?
→ New-fang-land.