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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
→ Anything it wants!

If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

How does a Gorilla become another animal?
→ When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
→ He gets pale as a sheet.

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Why did the bald man go outside?
→ To get some fresh hair!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends.

"No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed."

Another boy wore a sheet over his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends.

"No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

What is green and pecks on trees?
→ Woody Wood Pickle!

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?
→ A booquet of flowers.