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Shooting The Alarm Clock
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
→ Because she felt like killing time.
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Joke-Telling Rabbit
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
→ A funny bunny
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Spanish Galleons
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!
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Ghosts In Cars
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
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Johnsons In The Phone Book
Why are there so many Johnson in the phone book?
→ They all have phones.
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Barber Knock Knock
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Barber!
- Barber who?
- Barberd wire!
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Wireless Hairdresser Cross
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?
→ Radio waves!
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Magician's Rabbit
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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Answering The Phone
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?
→ LO
Gorilla Agent
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!