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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
→ One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
→ Polly unsaturated!

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!

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Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs? hmmmm.

What is the vampire's favorite slogan?
→ Please Give Blood Generously.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
→ Take my word for it.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
→ It was won by a hare!

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
→ The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
→ A year older on his birthday!