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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

What's a parrot's favourite game?
→ Monopoly!

What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!

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What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.

If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing?
→ Because you don't have the time.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
→ Thistle have to do!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?
→ A sheet in the dark!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
→ A bat mat.