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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
→ The dentist.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
→ Bronto-snore-us!

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
→ To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.

What did the hat say to the necktie?
→ You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!