Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?
→ A comb or a saw.

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
→ Because it was Hulaween!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
→ You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
→ He could really get into the vaultz.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

What is yellow and goes click-click?
→ A ball-point banana.

- Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

- Wizard: With luck, yes.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
→ Fowl play!

Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!

What criminal doesn't take baths?
→ A dirty crook.

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire?
→ It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then?'!