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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide!

What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
→ A watchdog!

Why do male deer need braces?
→ Because they have "buck teeth!"

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
→ Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
→ "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why did the owl, owl?
→ Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What has webbed feet and fangs?
→ Count Quackula.

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
→ They use extractor fangs.

What do you call a proton with big hair?
→ A 'froton.

- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

- Spook: Where is it?

- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.