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Why did the gum cross the road?
→ It was stuck to the chickens foot!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They boo-kle their seatbelts

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
→ The elevator was broken!

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!

What's another name for a clever duck?
→ A wise quacker!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

What's the definition of a Parapet?
→ Pet parrot kept by parachutist!