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Dracula's New Fact
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
→ Well, fangcy that!
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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
→ Well, fangcy that!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
→ A firequaker!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
→ When your nose touches the ceiling!
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.
What do you think of Dracula films?
→ Fangtastic!
How do you get a cut-price parrot?
→ Plant bird seed!
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
→ No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.